you know you're a KIN teacher...

When you are measuring margins like this...

I couldn't find a ruler in my office to save my life but plenty of these (you know, just in case we need to do an emergency waist-to-hip ratio).

Oh, and don't let the lack of markings on the paper fool you; I had only read the first sentence. Needless to say, following directions is not my students' strong suit...