Only in Dillon...
I have mentioned it before but we only have a real newspaper come out once a week (on Wednesdays). On the other hand, we have the Dillonite Daily which comes out everyday Monday-Friday.
It's a couple pages long and you never know what you're going to get. The other day, we saw this Police Stop at 1:00 AM:
Not everyone gets jokes in their newspaper I guess!